What a weekend...

I was kidnapped and taken to Jersey for a 4 hour drive...then made to wait 12 hours before someone put any type of food in front of me. By the time that happened we had to drive another 1.5 hrs. and ended up at "World Famous Elaine's" which is suppose to be a Haunted Dinner Theatre...BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!! Now even tho I was hungry, light headed and had started having my fill of small disease spreading children, I found myself seated in the dining room, surrounded by signs saying Zombie Beach Party, WTF?!!!! OK rolls come, thank Christ!!! Feeling blood sugar return to normal...so I'm looking around and this place is a dive...a Cape May New Jersey tourist trap. I'm locating fire exits that are blocked by tables, the ceiling that has water damage and prolly installed in the 70's so I'm sure I'm inhaling asbestos. Here strolls our lil blond waitress, with some goofy fake accent because she can't keep it going so I know it's fake...verbal menu starts, sounds yummy. All 9 of us place our order, and literally within 5 mins we get our soups, you can tell immediately it's from a can, hello? where's my appetizer? OH here in New Jersey you get that after your soup...morons!!! Ordered New England Clam Chowder, hello? OH here in NJ it's red not white...morons, that's Manhattan Clam Chowder. OK it's get better from here, spinach/artichoke comes during the meal and it's from a powder box mix, I shit you not!! I'm just glad I have rolls with butter in front of me. The waitress with her fake accent is snippy and rude...the speakers for the theatre keep giving loud feed back from the next room which is giving me an ear ache. Another waitress keeps hitting the back of my chair every time she walks by, I scooch in, I'm a big girl, I get it...BUT she keeps hitting it. Entrees come...I ordered Crab cake thinking we're in Cape May they gotta be bangin!!! HELL FUCKING NO!!! Dry as a bone, no flavour, and a lemon wedge on top...hello? Do I need to send Ramsey in to update your fucking menu?!!! OK this bitch waitress keeps bumping my chair, ima about to go galactic, still keep in mind no theatre production..OH in NJ the show is not with the meal, it comes after when the entire 100 of us in the dining room is done eating. WTF?! Dessert is served...best thing on the menu, key lime pie, cause that shit was shipped in, they didn't make it!! LOL lights go off, and the show begins...I have seen better high school productions. The sets were obviously painted by an amature Bob Ross(may he rest in peace, if he's not turning over in his grave), the show really has nothing to do with Zombies, a bit of a beach party I can tell but the entire production centers around a pregnant girl, mind you there are kids, lil weebles in the audience. Not age appropriate AT ALL. The show lasts for about an hour and a half, 30 mins too long for sure!!
Bill comes!! $500.00, yes people, that's right...thank Christ I was only paying for Linda and I. They've got to be joking!!!!!!! What a fucking rip off!!! BUT!!! I GOT THE COMMENT CARD!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Never again!!

I Wear Black On The Outside Cause Black Is How I Feel On The Inside

The title is from a song, wayyyy back in the 80's, some of you remember it, some of you would rather forget it, LOL Anyway...T-Shirts!!!!! Lovely, Yummy T-Shirts!!!! Hot off the press, arrived yesterday and I couldn't be happier. I've been getting bugged and bugged for a new T-Shirt design and well here it is. Get em while you can kids cause we're taking orders by email, Facebook and phone.

Been tattooing my lil fat knuckles to the bone, started a new leg sleeve last week, starting a new backpiece this week as well as a tribute to Time Burton sleeve. Drawing today, gotta catch up on my drawings. I've also got a painting a started over there in the corner stairing at me!!! I want two more arms please, anyone that knows how to make that happen I'll give you a free Body Suit!!! I also accpet cloning as an option.

Heading out to Jersey this weekend for a Haunted Dinner Theatre, better be good or ima gonna kick some Ghosts ASS!!! That's it for now folks, see ya on the flip side, PEACE LOVE AND MOTHER FUCKIN' TATTOOS!!!!!